Oy vey all ye faithful!

Merry Chrismukah!

As most of you know -- in our family we celebrate just about every holiday there is.That makes for lots of holiday gatherings, a ton of food and one very spoiled 2-year-old!

Happy Holidays to you all! Have a safe and happy 2006!

Cheers, S.

My big hair!

We're going to see Bon Jovi - so I decided to live it up a little and go nuts with my hair. It's not as curly as it was in the 80s - but I did manage to give it a li'l body by blowdrying it upside down with my diffuser on. Now I'm gonna go work on my bangs a little and try to find something equally 80's to wear. LOL! This is fun! I feel like I'm a teenager all over again! Now all I need are a few wine coolers, some aquanet hairspray and my virginity back. Now THAT'S livin' on a prayer!

Happy head bangin'! Cheers, S.

Guess who got bit AGAIN?

Alright enuf's enuf! Apparently the little little boys in Jocelyn's daycare really like her and she's not giving them the time of day because today she got bit FOR NO REASON!

Someone please tell me... is 5 bites in like 2 months enough for me to start bitching yet? Can I? Can I? Please please? This seems a bit much, no?

Grrr.

I'm thinking about moving south...

I hate snow.

There is nothing good about it.

I was supposed to go shopping today... but instead I'm sitting here waiting for the damn roads to get plowed so I can go to Walmart.

Okay, so yeah - I was supposed to get it done yesterday... but I wasn't feeling too hot - due to the fact that I was out the night before at a holiday party (yes I got over feeling fat after a few martinis). My husband was out with his friends last night, and I was in bed by 8.

I woke up this morning at the ass crack of dawn (for those of you without kids that's 6am) - bright eyed and not so cheery - and ready to hit the stores... but halt! Outside it's a winter wonderland.

The highlight of my day...are these photos you can see of Jocelyn outside. She does love the snow... but she's only 2. She'll learn.

http://share.shutterfly.com/action/welcome?sid=8EatW7dm2bMLK

Cheers, S.

Fat - ass friday

I went shopping today. I was supposed to get things for others... but I'm selfish. You know that already, so I won't bother hiding it.

So I bought a sweater. Okay - it came from the junior department, but I'm short. So what.

I look like a marshmallow stuffed inside a peanut shell. NO JOKE. My god. Fine... so not the best choice. I go to shirt #2. No better. My love handles look more like shelves.. Ain't nothin' to love about that.

I have one pair of "comfy" jeans. I need another. I bought some I thought looked comfortable. Again...marshmallow... peanut shell.

WTF.

I have a christmas party tonight and it already sucks!

WHO BROUGHT THE FAT GIRL?!