Fat - ass friday

I went shopping today. I was supposed to get things for others... but I'm selfish. You know that already, so I won't bother hiding it.

So I bought a sweater. Okay - it came from the junior department, but I'm short. So what.

I look like a marshmallow stuffed inside a peanut shell. NO JOKE. My god. Fine... so not the best choice. I go to shirt #2. No better. My love handles look more like shelves.. Ain't nothin' to love about that.

I have one pair of "comfy" jeans. I need another. I bought some I thought looked comfortable. Again...marshmallow... peanut shell.

WTF.

I have a christmas party tonight and it already sucks!

WHO BROUGHT THE FAT GIRL?!