The full monty....

This will probably be one of the most controversial posts I write and it will likely cause some huffs and puffs from my better half.

We had a quick but to the point "tiff" about the difference between male and female strip clubs. So here's the skinny...

My friend and I like to go to a club downtown that specializes in ahhh how shall I say this tactfully... they display - the full monty... if you catch my drift.

I've been there more than once, but I wouldn't exactly call myself a veteran... but yes, the bouncer at the door does know my name. Oh boo hoo.

So my husband poses the "all important" question to me... "What if I went to a female strip club and they knew me by name..." blah blah.

Okay. In all fairness I should not give a shit.

I'm not a fair person. The difference here is that where I go -- they're flippin' gay! It's a gay club! They like penis not boobies. They like my money... not my body.

So to me... it's just not the same. I don't know. Double standard? Guilty. But I just don't consider the two equal.

Whatever.