I seem to have forgotten the lyrics...

I was out at a bar on Saturday night and the band was playing the song "Sweet Caroline" and I realized... I have no clue what the real words are to the song.

So picture it, I'm just movin' and groovin...a few beers had by all..I was mindin' my own business and all of the sudden I'm getting dirty looks from about half of the people on the dance floor, and high fives from the others. I think someone even tried to muzzle my mouth when I was shouting/singing/whatever.

So....holy shit! the words really don't include "Red Sox Suck?" Shit! My parents used to sing that to me like rock-a-bye baby...and NOW you tell me!

It's not that I don't NOT like the Sox - and I don't NOT like the Yankees... I just have better things to do with my time than watch a ballgame every other night so I really don't care either way! Which team has the hottest players? That's who I'm cheerin' for. I'll take a Jeeter/Damon sandwich any day.

(Ducking)

Cheers, S.